Keeping Score: Apple pie a la race

Published: 11/20/2020 7:00:54 PM

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It took some doing in this age of COVID-19, but Northfield-Mount Hermon School was able to stage the 130th running of the Bemis-Forslund Pie Race. The tradition began six years before John McDermott won the inaugural Boston Marathon, in 1891 when founder Dwight Moody made six-mile runs part of the school experience, together with climbing mountains and washing dishes.

Eventually the race became voluntary, the course was shortened to 4.53 miles, and the school gave an apple pie to anyone who finished in under 33 minutes. The only year it was canceled was in 1936 when scarlet fever made a run through the northeast, according to NMH archivist Peter Weis.

By then it was named the Bemis Pie Race after alumnus Henry Bemis, who paid for the winners’ medals and rounded up the apples and baking supplies. After the school went coed in 1972, it was re-named the Bemis-Forslund Pie Race in honor of Gladys Forslund, the popular wife of longtime athletic director Axel Forslund.

The race has been covered by Sports Illustrated, the Baltimore Sun, Boston Globe and other periodicals. In 1963, it became the first race ever run by a skinny junior from Middletown, N.Y., who was tired of getting beat up playing football. He started in the back of the pack and finished seventh, behind only the cross country team and one other runner. Frank Shorter had found his calling, and a decade later would win the Olympic marathon in Munich.

Another notable winner is course record holder Mohamed Hussein of Somaliland, who’s back teaching at NMH after an outstanding running career at Amherst College.

Everybody who’s affiliated with NMH qualifies to enter the race, which was shortened to 3.1 miles last year. “This year’s race was held on campus over the course of several days in the first week of November,” said NMH’s communications officer Nicole Letourneau. “Racers signed up for a time slot and ran with a mask and start times were staggered. All runners submitted their own times.”

Alumni stayed home, measured out a course of their own and emailed their times to the NMH records office.

Most turnouts average in the several hundreds, but this year’s event drew 107 runners — 35 on campus and 72 from home. The respective student winners were junior Joseph Bullock of Brookline in 17:09, and Greenfield’s Lulu Calame and New Mexico native Aaleigha Ashley, who both finished in 24:09. Greenfield’s Jacob Walker was the fastest local finisher in 20:45.

In the off-campus race, Hadija Mahmoud finished in 20-minutes flat halfway around the world in Nairobi, Kenya. She was part of an international crew that included runners from Scotland, China and Taiwan.

“There were runners from 20 U.S. states,” added Letourneau. “Unfortunately we couldn’t ship them their two-pound apple pies.”

Time limits were waived this year and everyone got a 10-inch apple pie baked by Rich Messer and his staff at NMH Dining Services. Some shared, others hoarded. Shorter told Sports Illustrated that he took his back to his room. “I ate it till I got sick and saved the rest for the next day.”

The UMass Minutemen were 32½ -point dogs at Florida Atlantic University in ritzy Boca Raton Friday night. Next week they play at Liberty University in not-so-ritzy Lynchburg, Va.

It’s a virtual certainty that the Minutemen will be 0-4 this shortened season, but coach Walt Bell and his staff can watch film, evaluate talent and get ready for next year. They have lots of work to do considering the brutal 2021 schedule posted on fbsschedules.com.

UMass opens at Pitt on Sept. 4 then plays BC the following week at Gillette Stadium. They have a manageable home schedule with games against former Yankee Conference foes UConn, URI and Maine, and two tilts against their former MAC opponents Eastern Michigan and Toledo. The latter two teams played each other on Wednesday night, and the game devolved into a street fight won by Toledo, 45-28.

It’s the road schedule that will likely sink UMass to another four-win season at best. They play at Coastal Carolina, Florida State, Liberty, Army and New Mexico State.

UMass was ranked 221st of 257 teams in Divisions I and I-AA by Jeff Sagarin of USA Today; cbssports.com list them last of the 127 teams competing in the FBS, below teams like winless UL-Monroe (0-8).

An optimist would say there’s nowhere to go but up.

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Dan Okrent created Rotisserie League Baseball to help him and his friends get through winter, but when he saw it mushroom into a multi-million dollar fantasy sports industry he compared himself to Robert Oppenheimer, who invented the atom bomb.

Now comes Theo Epstein, who left baseball this week after building the Red Sox and Cubs into championship teams. Epstein said the analytics he used to win the World Series have made the game less fun to watch, like hockey’s neutral zone trap and basketball’s four corner offense.

Let’s fix it by banning the shift and requiring two infielders on both sides of the bag. Or perhaps strategize the shift by allowing a manager to use it only three times a game.

After all, David Ortiz said the shift cost him 500 hits, and fans didn’t pay to see Big Papi get thrown out at first base.

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Chip Ainsworth is an award-winning columnist who has penned his observations about sports for four decades in the Pioneer Valley. He can be reached at chipjet95@yahoo.com




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