How DARE you write anything but praise for Al Norman! Anything neutral, negative or, even, truthful concerning Al should be avoided. Never mind hiding behind “journalism” or “accurate reporting”; any criticism will be met with resistance! Who cares that Norman completely bypassed the usual method for amending laws in the town?
Next time I see Norman around town, I’ll realize whose presence I am in and avert my eyes accordingly (insert angelic choir here)!
Good LORD! (Pun intended?)